Mar 19, 2016

Technical PJs ;)

Scientists were playing hide and seek in heaven. Einstein was the seeker. Newton didn't hide and stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u Newton !!   Thhappa !!!
Newton: U are Wrong. I am not Newton. As I am standing in 1 meter square, I am Newton/per meter square. So I am Pascal.

Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees"

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?

Did you know Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
It was OK.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks : how much for a drink ?
The bartender says .. For you , no charge !

A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks, "May I take your bags?" The photon replies "It's fine, thanks. I'm travelling light.

Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive.

Q:What do you get when you mix 2 iron atoms and cobalt
Ans: CoFFee

Q: What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom?
Ans: BaNaNa

Q: Why did a scientist install a door knocker?
A: Because he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!

फल के छह टुकड़े

एक फकीर बहुत दिनों तक बादशाह के साथ रहा। बादशाह का बहुत प्रेम उस फकीर पर हो गया। प्रेम भी इतना कि बादशाह रात को भी उसे अपने कमरे में सुलाता।

कोई भी काम होता, दोनों साथ-साथ ही करते।

एक दिन दोनों शिकार खेलने गए और रास्ता भटक गए। भूखे-प्यासे एक पेड़ के नीचे पहुंचे। पेड़ पर एक ही फल लगा था।

बादशाह ने घोड़े पर चढ़कर फल को अपने हाथ से तोड़ा। बादशाह ने फल के छह टुकड़े किए और अपनी आदत के मुताबिक पहला टुकड़ा फकीर को दिया।

फकीर ने टुकड़ा खाया और बोला, "बहुत स्वादिष्ट! ऎसा फल कभी नहीं खाया। एक टुकड़ा और दे दें।" 

दूसरा टुकड़ा भी फकीर को मिल गया।
फकीर ने एक टुकड़ा और बादशाह से मांग लिया। इसी तरह फकीर ने पांच टुकड़े मांग कर खा लिए।

जब फकीर ने आखिरी टुकड़ा मांगा, तो बादशाह ने कहा, "यह सीमा से बाहर है। आखिर मैं भी तो भूखा हूं। मेरा तुम पर प्रेम है, पर तुम मुझसे प्रेम नहीं करते।", और सम्राट ने फल का टुकड़ा मुंह में रख लिया।

मुंह में रखते ही राजा ने उसे थूक दिया, क्योंकि वह कड़वा था।

राजा बोला, "तुम पागल तो नहीं, इतना कड़वा फल कैसे खा गए?"

उस फकीर का उत्तर था, "जिन हाथों से बहुत मीठे फल खाने को मिले, एक कड़वे फल की शिकायत कैसे करूं? सब टुकड़े इसलिए लेता गया ताकि आपको पता न चले कि वो फल कड़वा है।

दोस्तों जँहा मित्रता हो वँहा संदेह न हो, आओ कुछ ऐसे रिश्ते बनाये.....

Modern Day Krishna And Arjun

A rare conversation, perceived between Krishna and today's Arjun. Read it loud to family, it's one of  the best message I have come across...
Arjun :- I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic.
Krishna:- Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you free.
Arjun :- Why has life become complicated now?
Krishna :- Stop analyzing life... It makes it complicated. Just live it.
Arjun :- Why are we then constantly unhappy?
Krishna :- Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy.
Arjun :- Why do good people always suffer?
Krishna :- Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer.
With that experience their life becomes better, not bitter.
Arjun :- You mean to say such experience is useful?
Krishna :- Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard teacher. It gives the test first and the lessons later.
Arjun :- Because of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading…
Krishna:- If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides the way.
Arjun :- Does failure hurt more than moving in the right direction?
Krishna:- Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you.
Arjun :- In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
Krishna :- Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.
Arjun :- What surprises you about people?
Krishna :- When they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask "Why me?"

Arjun :- How can I get the best out of life?
Krishna:- Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.
Arjun :- One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
Krishna:- There are no unanswered prayers. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve. Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.

Stay Happy Always.....!!!